My Friend's Got A Table

Bel Biv FO-SHO

2009-09-04T15:03:00.000-07:00

So before the closing of 5J, we decided we needed to film one last video there. So myself (Red White & Who? aka Jo-Nay), Miss Lesley Arfin (Lil Red Riddin HOOD) and the beautiful Hillary Rosenman (Da Town-E aka Goldie Glocks) did a final rendition of Bel Biv Devoes 90's classic POISON.

it was impromptu, fun, quick and I think pretty legendary. The filming was done by none other than the talented MR. Nippley EB SOLLIS aka my stupid brother.

The Big Homey Matt Lenski did the final edit. Par usual he killed it just like all of our other videos.

So youtube and facebook wouldn't let me upload it due to some copy write infringement, but I could care less. I know I haven't put a post on this blog in a long long time, but it's a new year and I think I will gt back to killing it.

ENJOY.

Mr. Famous

Racist Asians

2009-01-25T09:52:00.000-08:00

So yeah, I haven't written to the blog in a long time, but i found this and needed an outlet. The mistral show smiles are the best part.

HENRY THE MODEL???

2008-10-09T12:54:00.000-07:00

FOUND THIS IN THE BAT CAVES OF YOUTUBE. JUST GOES TO SHO YOU NEVER CAN TELL....IF YOUR FRIEND IS A HOOOOOOMO.

REAL TALK

2008-10-06T16:06:00.000-07:00

This is a video that MFGaT's founder Juanito Famoso, created with his good friend and MFGaT loved, the very talented Matthew Lenski. Hope you enjoy it my dudes. LOVE.

PRETEND WE'RE DeAD?

2008-10-04T15:26:00.000-07:00

This is a video made in the era were simplicity = cool. No champagne, no yacht, no Bentleys.... But there are guitars n' stuff like you know that people play n' stuff. Thank you MM this was your find bra!

This Is The Shit Im Talking About...

2008-09-30T13:17:00.001-07:00

No need to give some funny explanation. This shit is so hard, I passed out. Enjoy.

ATTENTION ALL OF OUR AMAZING AMAZING FANS: BLOOD STREET CORDIALLY INVITES YOU.......

2008-09-30T12:51:00.001-07:00

Alright so here's what's up, as we the new moon has arrived it seems that change is happening all around us and although we aren't usually ones to go with the flow, this time we are taking a journey in the lunar river. We are a new band with new members and new visions, therefore we will bid farewell to the great times that embodied Blood Street and welcome ________ (we are strategically waiting to unveil our new name) into this amazingly weird period of history, we hope we will earn your blessings and respect time and time again, and for those of you who have been with us since the beginning, we're talking Black Francis to The Evolutionary beginning, we truly thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We are going to be recording a live series of studio sessions very very soon and we would like to invite people to come into the studio and be part of their creation. We will be filming everything that goes down in the studio from the music to you guys coming in and hanging out and we would also like to invite people to participate by doing interviews and also jamming with us on film so please stay tuned for more details.... I am including this video to demonstrate what kind of vibe we're going for. Eventually when we get a lil' budget we will have a proper shoot with costumes and all sorts a party favors to offer our guests, but this time around it's going to be very grass roots and we would like to ask two questions of our guests. 1. What is your very favorite song?, 2. What does music mean to you? I understand these are very difficult questions to answer so I would ask you to please really think about them and come prepared with something to say.

Lata Luvas,

E.B.

We're All Fucked!! And Don't I Know It...

2008-09-30T10:52:00.000-07:00

So after the Dow lost $1 trillion in wealth assets yesterday. I thought 1 trillion was like a made up number kids use. Like I have 1 trillion video games or 1 trillion sodas at my house. I guess not. So now that we basically are on our way to food lines, and cooking shit stew, I came across another issue today that has me worried. The cows are fucked also!! People will have to be rationed to four modest portions of meat and one litre of milk a week if the world is to avoid run-away climate change, a major new report warns. The report, by the Food Climate Research Network, based at the University of Surrey, also says total food consumption should be reduced, especially "low nutritional value" treats such as alcohol, sweets and chocolates(1). Well thats just great,eat chocolate, get drunk just like granny used to do. Could be worse in my eyes, but I tell you this. I'm not becoming some tender ass veagan, that shit is soft like my moms laundry. But if any of you idiots were to think that was a good back-up plan, eating cashew oil and kale, playing hackie sack, growing a vagina, you were even more wrong! The report's findings are in line with an investigation by the October edition of the Ecologist magazine, which found that arguments for people to go vegetarian or vegan to stop climate change and reduce pressure on rising food prices were exaggerated and would damage the developing world in particular, where many people depend on animals for essential food, other products such as leather and wool, and for manure and help in tilling fields to grow other crops. Instead, it recommended cutting meat consumption by at least half and making sure animals were fed as much as possible on grass and food waste which could not be eaten by humans. "The notion that cows and sheep are four-legged weapons of mass destruction has become something of a distraction from the real issues in both climate change and food production," said Pat Thomas, the Ecologist's editor (2). We're fucked. Like big time poop-shit fucked. I think we all should throw on a pair of zubas (http://www.zubaz.com/) and have a banana cognac and relax. At least thats what i'm going to do.

Love From A Thug,

Famous

Yes! Segal Is A God!!!

2008-09-30T10:50:00.001-07:00

Epic fucking interview. He's my idol, and my freshman year spanish partners godfather.

We Been Fly Kickin' Since Diapers Were Cool...

2008-09-27T13:29:00.000-07:00

So my brother Fast Eddie, definitely just fucking killed it with the Lucky Luke throw back. But as he knows, when you play the remember when game, this chubby little guy definitely knows how to party. That being said, When EB and I were kids we used to go to Old Lyme Connecticut every weekend to get weird. We threw rocks, played with GI Joe's, and smoked sticks (no homo).

Yes we did love Cowboys and Indians, but there was also a subject, that captivated our young minds, that caused us to not only begin our journey into the study of Tae Kwon Do, but also caused my father to beat us with a belt a few times, after we practiced our new art in the living room. Every saturday there was this little video store that we would go to, while my Waspy relatives were heading to the bottle shop, to re-up and prepare for a heavy night of vino and the blame game. Every saturday, EB and I would rent the same movie. It was called '7 Lucky Ninja Kids" and it was fucking Awesome.

Seven kids with superior martial arts skills stumble into excitement and adventure in this action comedy. One day, one of the kids accidentally stumbles upon the scene of a murder, and shortly before the victim expires, he gives the boy a valuable diamond, with instructions to give it to a woman with a rose. As the kid and his pals try to figure out what to do, they discover a group of gangsters are also on the trail of the jewel, and their talents are put to the test (1).

So basically it's the plot to the most awesomest coolest fucking movie ever made. I probably have seen this movie 75 times. And when they eat the steak sandwiches, i get hungry every time. Here are two clips I found, and the movie poster. Hope you enjoy.

FRANK ALEXANDER WUDDD UP!!!!!

FAMOUS.

A THROWBACK TO A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE OF OURS

2008-09-27T12:46:00.000-07:00

When Jonny Boy and I were kids we were huge fans of playing the game "Cowboys and Indians," as a result our favorite movie for a good portion of our childhood was an animated Disney Film Called "Daisy Town." "Daisy Town," was the story of a Lonely cartoon cowboy named Lucky Luke who drank beer, smoked cigarettes and beat the hell out of people. "Luke, drawing a gun faster than his shadow, fights crime and injustice, most often in the form of the bumbling Dalton brothers, Joe, William, Jack and Averell (each one being taller and dumber than the previous one). He rides Jolly Jumper, "the smartest horse in the world". He is often seen with Rantanplan, "the stupidest dog in the universe", whose name is a reference to Rin Tin Tin. A cigarette was constantly on Lucky Luke's lips in the early stories, but in 1983, in response to the growing anti-smoking campaign, Morris replaced the cigarette with a piece of straw, which earned him recognition from the World Health Organization.
In the albums, Luke meets many factual Western figures like Calamity Jane, Billy the Kid, Judge Roy Bean and Jesse James's gang, and takes part in historical endeavors such as guarding of Wells Fargo stagecoaches, the Pony Express, the building of the first transcontinental telegraph, and the Rush into the Unassigned Lands of Oklahoma.
At the end of each story, except the earliest, Lucky Luke rides off alone into the sunset, singing (in English) "I'm a poor lonesome cowboy, and a long way from home...". " (1). I probably haven't thought about this movie in a little less than two decades, but it dawned on me this afternoon when I was thinking about smoking cigarettes and why at an early age I wanted to smoke, scummy right? I have compiled a few samples of old artwork and a video to share with you idiots. So...... Enjoy.

Big Neezer

I'm not even kidding I want our band to cover this song, it's incredible.

(1) Information taken from Wikipedia.com

"THIS IS WHAT THE BLUES SOUNDS LIKE IN A DORITOS COMMERCIAL" - JON JE SUIX FAMEUX

2008-09-26T00:08:00.000-07:00

TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A JAILBREAK!!!!!

2008-09-25T04:16:00.000-07:00

9/25 10:15 PM BLOOD STREET LIVE AT DON HILL'S SPRING AND GREENWICH STREET!!! BE OUR GUESTS THAT WE DETEST!!!!!!

Heavy Weight Bought...Or A Couple Of Ding Dongs Making Us Laugh. BOSTON WUDDDDDDUPPP!!!!!

2008-09-22T13:30:00.000-07:00

ONE OF THE GREATEST TV BEEFS IN HISTORY. WE GOT LOVE FOR BOSTON AND THE STALIONARES. THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY. WONDERING WHATS GOOD WITH I LOVE NEW YORK SEASON 3??

Scummiest Name Of A Sandwich...

2008-09-22T13:14:00.000-07:00

So while having a delicious lunch at Subway, my brother and I were debating the scummiest way to refer to a footlong (pause) sandwich. We both have our favorites, but clearly that is not enough to make a final decision. So we decided to bring it to you guys. And the nominees are...

1) Grinder

2) Hoagie

3) Wedge

4) Hero

5) Sub

Let us know by commenting. Basically Weasel, you let us know which one you like the best and we can decide...

Love From Above.

Juanito

JUMP FOR JOY!!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!

2008-09-21T20:48:00.000-07:00

We Are All Dead And I Blame EB!!

2008-09-15T18:05:00.000-07:00

Myself, Famous, and Munson were all killed, one by one, at the Blood St. show on friday. I knew that would be where we would die and I didnt want to go. But sure enough, as soon as the show was over we predictably went outside to smoke. i was the first to go down. Shortly after i lit up a small Asian girl in a hat approached me. "Nick?" she said. i am a drunk and constantly forget meeting people so i assumed she had met me during a black out. Squirt Squirt Squirt. Right in the face. and it was over. I texted jonny and munson feverishly but to no avail. Famo fell next followed shortely by John M.

But oh well. The BS Boys put on an awesome show and sold out Pianos. Completely sold out. I heard some guys saying eh had flown in just for teh show and they wouldnt let him pay. pretty cool i think.CONGRATS GUYS!! you still suck

BLOOD STREET LIVE @ PIANO'S W/ GHOST LION AND NEW MADRID

2008-09-07T21:05:00.000-07:00

HERE IT GOES BOYS AND GIRLS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE FALL OF 2008 BLOOD STREET PERFORMING LIVE AT PIANO'S ON 158 LUDLOW STREET SO GET YER ASSES ON DOWN TO THE JUKE JOINT AND GET GROOVIN' BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH/Users/ebsollis/Desktop/IMG_1497.jpg

ROD N' RONNIE: THE GLITTER TWINS....

2008-09-04T20:05:00.001-07:00

What is it about this cut that makes me want to welcome fall with open arms.... Everything!

Love,

Lil' Ed

Streetwars

2008-09-03T08:32:00.000-07:00

Its coming. . . More to come from me and j

Perfection

2008-08-27T10:53:00.000-07:00

It just doesn't get much better than this. this photo is perfection, thank you Alexa, I love you PJC and Spanky!!!

THUG LIFE SHOUT OUT!!!!

2008-08-26T08:05:00.000-07:00

My man Angel Matos from the Cuban Olympic Tae Kwon Do team is a pure bred thug. He's up there with the greats like DMX, Sean Avery, Rufus Wainwright, and my aunt Ginger. This is how you keep in gully, when some bozo ref tries to tell you you're finished...

Ángel Valodia Matos, 31, charged at the referee, Chakir Chelbat of Sweden, after Chelbat disqualified him for taking too long in an injury timeout. Matos angrily pushed another judge, ran at Chelbat and kicked him, and spit on the mat as he was grabbed and ushered out of the arena by security.

The World Taekwondo Federation said after the match that Matos, along with his coach, Leodis González, would be banned from all its future sanctioned events and his records at the Beijing Games would be erased.

Fuck all of that nonsense. What the olympic board should understand is, don't fuck with the Zohan. This dude is very ill, and I personally want to invite him to my moms house for sunday dinner.

Angel MFGat has nothing but love for you Papi...

A Cuban taekwondo athlete Angel Matos attacks a ju… - MyVideo

Dominic Pinto Is My Nigga

2008-08-21T10:16:00.000-07:00

Dominic Pinto, founder and owner of the Ferrari driving school. He is so ill, barely speaks english, and sure does know how to do his thang on the television.

Dominic, MFGaT got love for you daddy!!

Another Famous Man Crush...

2008-08-15T09:08:00.000-07:00

This my friend is CHAD JOHNSON aka Ocho Cinco, which means 8-5 in Spanish, if you're a German native. This man has more charisma and attitude than Mariah Carrey on a 8-Ball. Last year he tried to race a horse because he thought he was faster than an animal. He is the sole purpose for the NFL making a rule about endzone dances, and he probably would impregnate a woman without trying. Yesterday he told people on ESPN's PTI that if Olympic god Michel Phelps came to, Liberty City, the inner city pantheon that created this demigod, he and a few other of his peoples could beat him in a swimming race! As we all know people of his decent usually aren't to fond of water, but fuck it, he's a true G and my moneys on him.

here's the clip. Enjoy!!

My Song Of The Summer

2008-08-09T21:59:00.000-07:00

This song gives me chills, and is hands down the best song to listen to while driving on a beautiful summer day. Yes this sounds a little gay, but deal with it!!

Stevie Wonder - A Place In The Sun....This is a dope live version;

HEY THERE YOU LIL' NUMBNUTTED BASTARDS!!!

2008-07-07T20:30:00.000-07:00

After an interesting year both personally and professionally it seems as though I've undergone several life changing experiences both sad and jubilant that have most definitely shaped my seemingly bizarre outlook of the past, present and future. However, what I would like to really share with you little buddies without sounding dramatic is that sometimes when you turn your back on reality, your imagination will show you exactly what it is that you've been yearning for. I watched one of my heroes play live for the first time about a month ago and it truly was an event that culminated a real "rollercoaster" of a year by proving to me that even if things seem shitty, they can always change for the better. Here's an interview with him and his new bandmates snubbing some geek of an internet reporter chick at Coachella 2008. While I don't totally agree with their attitudes, (they do come off as seemingly pretentious although it is my belief that they are just humble/bashful) I do believe that true artists let their work speak for themselves and that anything they say in an interview may or may not in some way, shape or form degrade the quality of their genius otherwise.... blah blah blah too much downers and red wine.... Enjoy

PAUSE!!!!!!

2008-07-03T11:27:00.001-07:00

One of my fave videos ever.

2008-07-01T13:55:00.000-07:00

this was one of the first dance music videos i ever saw. at the time this was released (1998) they really didnt play this kind of stuff on american mtv. i was in europe alot that summer and mtv was one of the only things that was in english. they played this video constantly. not sure what made me think of it just now, but i love it.

Mike Dexter Is A God! Mike Dexter Is A Role Model!...What Ever Happend To Peter Facinelli?

2008-07-01T13:45:00.000-07:00

When you think about hunks in Hollywood, using examples such as Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and The Miz from the Real World New York, are just too easy. I personally, when looking for hunks, search for the total package. Extreme Looks, Power Presence, and of course Dynamic Dimples. And after searching the reels of tinsel town, I have come across an H-List of beauties. But after delving into this list, I came across a real diamond in the rough, 1998's "Can't Hardly Wait" American bad-boy, Peter Facinelli.

Born in Queens New York (Obviously), in 73', Peter came out of the womb with a cigarette in mouth, telling the Doctor to "Take it Ease" when he slapped him on his little Sicilian ass to stop crying. From the ripe age of 6, Petey would stand in front of his stoop to impressions of the local fagoules for his family. A quote from his uncle Danny says

"Petey was a fucking riot ass a kid. one time he made me laugh so hard I trew a fresh ball of Muzzarell in my bachagaloupes (nickname for grandpa) face!"

Everyone in the neighborhood knew he had talent, so they all pushed for him, after his dream of playing for the pin-stripes was shattered by a bmx accident, to move to Hollywood and make the family proud.

Petey got his first start in the Hollywood flop of "Angela" where he played "Lucifer".

Although the dimwitted critics of LA, trashed the movie, back in Queens, it was the greatest thing since the Godfather. Larry Manginero, the local baker and Pete's little league coach said -

"I swear on my grandmas grave, I neva been so fuckin scared in my life. My wife nearly lost her canoli's during the picture"

Pete moved on to do other average performances, but in 1998, he stole the screen as jennifer Love Hewits, high school heart throb, Mike Dexter. In the movie as we all remember, jennifer gets dumped by Mike (Thank God) and then runs off with Ethan Embry at the end of the movie. Angie Gagliano, Petey's second cousin said-

"I'm glad that no good slut ran off with that half a fag at the end. Pete was too good fa her in that stupid movie and in real life."

After that, Pete has gone on to do minimal work on some t.v. shows and has a few films in pre-production right now. But here at MFGaT, we will always honor Pete, his family, and his Queens legendary status, as one of Hollywood's greatest Hunks of all time.

Salute Peter!

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COUNT IT!

2008-07-01T13:26:00.000-07:00

jonny showed me this really neat learning tool on youtube. he is not bright, i can count to schfityfive on my fingers and toes and with my dong. dong.

I Think I am Good at Singing

2008-06-30T22:38:00.001-07:00

someone should play music behind me while i sing and then we can be a band and it would be really fun. i like to sing, and i like music. my favorite band is blood st, even though all the guys in it are jerks.
I dont want to brag, i dont want to boast, i always tell em, i like toast. YEAH TOAST

"Mirando" Ratatat

2008-06-30T15:09:00.000-07:00

i have been a huge fan of Ratatat since the release of the self-titled debut in 04. At one point they were they only thing on my ipod shuffle. i have been eagerly awaiting the release of their new album, "LP3", which comes out july 8th. They are playing the Williamsburg Hall of Music July 15th, but good luck getting tickets, they have been sold out forever. i am going to be in Bogata so i can't go and i am sad. this is the first single of LP3 and i think it is super rad. and the video is really cool. The clips are form the Predator which was a nominee for most awesome movie ever, i think. remember that scene when they freaked out and shot down the whole forest? fuck trees (not really though)

PS. To my knowledge Predator is the only movie to have two future mayors shooting stuff and acting like crazy people. see if you can name them!
did you hear mike dexter broke up with amanda beckett?

When Fake Tans Go Bad

2008-06-23T02:04:00.000-07:00

I already know what you're thinking... "Matt, when fake tans go bad? Surely this never happens... all the babes from Hollywood and Horace Mann have fake tans and they look tasty!" Unfortunately, however, there are some nincompoops out there that, either out of greed or lack-of-know-how, have abused or misused the timeless art of the spray-tan. Here are a few tragic example:

I'm Blind To You.....

2008-06-04T17:15:00.001-07:00

One of my favorite songs of the year. Ok video, great energy in crowd. Big Ups To BERMUDA!!!

Absolutely EPIC!!!

2008-06-02T08:57:00.000-07:00

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Sick New Band

2008-05-08T12:38:00.000-07:00

My boy Ira just put me on to this new band, Repping Jacksonville real tough...They are called the Black Kids, this is there single "I'm Not Going To Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You". The title is a little pause, but the track is sick, and the Remix by "The Twelves" is even better. Enjoy.

Good Dare!

2008-05-07T12:16:00.000-07:00

I really would like to hear more about this story. I'll keep googling.

VALLEJO, CA (KGO) -- A 24-year old Santa Rosa man faces charges after allegedly punching a camel at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo.

Police say Christopher Allen's friend dared him Sunday to enter a restricted area of the park and punch the animal. Security guards caught him in the act, but Allen and his friends were able to escape and run from the park.
Vallejo police arrested Allen nearby on Highway 37. The camel was not injured in the attack.

Two New Things

2008-05-05T22:04:00.000-07:00

I don't care if you think this "blog" is "over", here's my new video:

And I don't care if you didn't like seeing your boy sad and broken-hearted, cause this is better anyway:

Sorry for posting my own video. I'll justify it tomorrow.

Too Good To Not Share...

2008-05-04T16:14:00.000-07:00

More Yelle

2008-05-04T14:16:00.000-07:00

was curious about the lyrics to the Yelle song "Je Veux Te Voir" cause I heard they were really dirty, and wow, they are DIRTY!!

Cuizinier with your little dick surrounded by red hair
I can’t believe that you would think anyone would want you
I don’t believe it even in the dark, even if you keep your pajamas on
Even if you keep your bathrobe on, your outdated t-shirt
Keep your shirt on, it’ll limit the damages, bastard

I wanna see you
In a porno
In action with your dick
Shaped like a steak fry or maybe just shoestring fries

To know everything
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish accessories
Cuizi, what is
Your favorite position
Your Olympic performances
But there’s nothing orgasmic about you
You’re competely naked
Beneath your apron
Ready to unsheath your sword
But I promise you, you aren’t getting anywhere
You dream of a fluorescent Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you don’t have a license
You always take the subway
Superstar for an evening, your life goes back to normal afterwards
No need for dark glasses to hide yourself, no one recognizes you
Your green card is waiting for you, man
That’s not just empty words
I managed to make you one
With my scanner
No cover charge tonight
That’s the only way to get people to come
So, ladies, let’s take a hike
Yeah, we’re going to see the Chippendales
We weren’t planning on spending the evening with losers
We wanted to see pecs, men hung like horses [lit. Bulls]

Your posters of Lil Jon cover the ones of Magic Johnson
Your body is too crunk to get any slam dunks
Cuizinier it’s you I want to see
I want to see this evening
Be made an ass of by a girl who raps better than you
I don’t have enough fingers to count in this room
All these girls with their hair done like me who know what you’re worth naked

YELLE @ Highline Ballroom 4/03/08

2008-05-04T13:42:00.000-07:00

The Fake Nick Weil and I attended one of the better live shows I've seen in recent times last night at the Highline Ballroom. YELLE might be the biggest thing to come out of France since baguettes and Gerard Depardieu. The energy that lead singer Julie Budet riled up from the crowd was quite impressive, considering I didn't have too many expectations going into the show. My biggest question prior to the show, was what type of crowd would be in attendance. It was definitely an interesting mix of little hipster girls, French/euro weirdos, and the weird Lupe Fiasco sub-culture. YELLE, which is a "feminized acronym for 'You enjoy life'", gained notoriety and popularity via the pages of Myspace (www.myspace.com/iloveyelle). Recently, YELLE performed at the Coachella Festival, and other various dates across the US and Canada. YELLE's quick rise to fame proves how vital and important a tool the internet continues to be in the success of young and upcoming musicians. For all you aspiring musicians, keep plugging away...

Things you KNOW were spotted at the show:

Lot of gold, silver, and neon spandex

Tons of stretched out tank tops

Gold plated casio watches (courtesy of The Fake)

LOT of American Apparel gear

Black and white stripped shirts EVERYWHERE

Smelly euro weirdos

Underage hipster girls wearing moo-moo's or t-shirts as dresses

Ton of cowboy boots w/leggings

Fohawks

Coachella

2008-04-28T19:46:00.000-07:00

Amazing weekend. Fucking beautiful blur of three days. Amazing music, people, parties, girls, music, art, and surprisingly few hallucinogens. Many, many pictures to come.

Blood St. in the Studio

2008-04-23T10:41:00.000-07:00

Here are some shots I took of the Blood St. boys in a dope studio in Williamsburg.
View these then get really excited to see their show on Sat.

BLOOD ST. LIVE THIS SATURDAY @ THE LION'S DEN 10:30 P.M.

2008-04-21T12:27:00.000-07:00

WE GONNA KILL KILL KILL 'TIL THEM ROBOTS IS GONE AND DEAD!!!!!

A Day at the Park With Nick and James

2008-04-20T15:49:00.000-07:00

I love Central Park. It is one of my favorite things about New York. I took James on a walk through the Park to see some of my favorite places.

The Dream Is Becoming Reality!!!

2008-04-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

Yesterday afternoon, one of MFGaT's favorite bands and family members "Blood St." were signed by SESAC publishing group. This is a huge step for them as a band, and a huge step for music in general. It shows us, that there are people out there who still believe in "The Music" and are willing to sign truly talented acts, and not some bubble-gum pussies with sweet haircuts and nice teeth. (no one in blood st has nice teeth.)

Anyway shout out to E.B., Eric, Matty, and Stevie Dubbs. We love you and are so proud of you!

Salute,

Famoso

IZZY GOLD KNOWS!!!!! (WHAT EXACTLY)

2008-04-16T08:30:00.000-07:00

Please, listen to this song and understand the pure rock star talent of Izzy Gold. This song kicks so much ass, the first time I heard it, I became fully erect and almost passed out from the bone crushing lyrics. This song took a girls virginity. Listen and learn faggots, this is the shit that is gonna change the world!!!!

SUCK MY GOLD!!!!!

Rick Ross Has a Stutter

2008-04-15T22:18:00.000-07:00

My friend and Olde English's musical collaborator Jesse Novak interviewed Rick Ross:

I Have Never Been So Excited To Blog and Jonny Ruined It

2008-04-15T01:30:00.000-07:00

So earlier tonight Jonny told me he had written a post regarding the where abouts of
Wesley Snipes. Jonny wondered where Wesley had gone. An amazing thing happened when I got home. . . I found him. No joke. I got home about 30 minutes ago, putzed around my house for a little bit, looked out the window, then the TV on. Not 1 minute in I see the following commercial. Did not believe my eyes. Unfortunately Jon Boy hadn't made the post, or deleted it or some shit. No Worries, still awesome. Keep in mind this was posted on youtube 14 days ago.
Thank God for DVR, youtube, and Total Gym.

and Chuck Norris

He has also done a bunch of straight to DVD stuff.

Toons

2008-04-14T22:27:00.000-07:00

You know? The funny thing about music is it seems to be the one singular artistic entity amongst most people that hits them in the same way. Almost everyone I've ever met can relate to that physical feeling you feel when you hear a song or even moreover a portion of a song that makes the hairs on your arms stand on end. However, it seems as though a fan's sonic tangibility to music and the idea that a they would be able to recreate this sensation for others just because they have felt it themselves is simply, sadly and for many, pathetically untrue. Why is it that so many people think they have not only the ability, but the right to call themselves musicians or songwriters. I tried, well not really, but participated in athletics throughout my early life and I have been skating and snowboarding a plethora of times since college but it's not as though I would waltz up to a snowboarder or a skateboarder and say, "hey, I'm doing what you do now, you owe it to me as a member of your craft to take me seriously." I mean come on! I am not a cocky or arrogant man by any means, but the truth is I come from a musical family, have been playing the guitar since 1992 and have been performing in front of people since that same year. At 10, I sang in front of my summer camp for the first time, the tune... Mr. Big's "To Be With You." While the selection may not have been something that I listen to constantly anymore, that summer I also sang "More Than Words" by Extreme (no better, I know), but importantly "Thorn In My Pride," by The Black Crowes which is to this day one of my soul songs and always the last song of the night I play before I shut off the music when I'm D.J.ing. I know this seems like a rant, but let me be honest, this has been me and all I've cared about since I was a little boy. I took no interest in sports, I never had girls to boost my ego during adolescence, or grades to make me at least on a good student's level like I was any better than anybody else. So, let me conclude by saying this, I love people and I love to talk to people about all kinds of things including music. As a continuous fan and connoisseur I will talk about what I'm into and who has influenced me as a musician/songwriter until the fat lady sings. But please, don't tell me about your band or your song writing or your opinion about my work because I really don't give a fuck and your words will go in through one ear and out the other. Really, I know I sound like a total dick, but seriously don't because I'd rather not hear it and I'd rather not judge you in regards to music if I don't have to. It's the only time the real asshole within me shines like a fucking quasar...... Just happened a lot this weekend, whatever, I hate you and love you all.

goodnight,

EBENEEZER

DMX has his finger on the pulse of... anything?

2008-04-14T09:58:00.000-07:00

I first heard about this from Dave. It was published on the XXL blog in mid-March. However, to be fair, I believe the interview took place in January. This interview is best read out-loud by two people. Here's a brief excerpt, but i suggest reading the whole thing here.

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Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

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He never explains why these are the last years, buuuuut he's prolly right.
Read the rest of the interview, it's gold, or crack, depending on whether or not you are DMX.
Thanks Clover for such a stellar interview.

Coke, The new weight gain drug?

2008-04-13T13:46:00.000-07:00

I have recently been privy to find myself in the majestic company of fat bearded girls who blow tons of cocaine while they play music, which I must say is also in addition to these scruffy white nostriled broads themselves, really good. It's pretty crazy that even though their cocaine use is kind of, well sort of, out of control, it aids them greatly in their art. One young lady in particular named Elizabeth Rowld, Lizzy to her friends is one of the more talented bearded ladies I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Her journey began when she developed an alias for herself, which she has asked me to refrain from mentioning, so that she could develop a line of t-shirts and baseball hats while reinventing herself for the world to eat up with a silver spoon. As a fan of the fashion and music world I must say that stylistically both Lizzy's spring line and music are ahead of their time. I would encourage Lizzy to keep on creating and also to do enough coke to kill an elephant so that if she were to pass on, she would truly be remembered as a martyr in true rock and roll fashion BADASS sense. Rock on Lizzy!

SHOUT OUT TO MY SENEGALESE

2008-04-12T13:16:00.000-07:00

Maga Bo [ft. Xuman]: "Fire"
This track is dope.

SHOUT OUT TO MY DOMINICANS AAAAAAAIGHT!!!!

2008-04-10T16:18:00.001-07:00

THIS HEAD IS SO NEXT.

My Video Responce to Jonathan's Last Post

2008-04-10T11:24:00.000-07:00

There are people that are good at everything lame

it is still yo yoing

Rollerblading Is Not Dead.

2008-04-08T16:59:00.000-07:00

This used to be my favorite sport when I was a little rascal, and i'm glad to see heads are still doing it big. I love skateboarding, but this for me was it circa 96'. Shout out to the Big Riggler, the FR team, The Flats, Ozzie and Nene Tejada and Blades on 86th
st.

Happy Father's Day

2008-04-08T12:40:00.001-07:00

Paris Pics, First Few Days...

2008-04-08T12:37:00.001-07:00

Here are some pictures from the first few days of our trip to Paris. I will put up the rest when i go buy a fucking USB chord. Shout outs to Hannah, Maya, And Lauren for being such epic hosts.

Hannah And Sebo Keep It Funky With Some Macaroons On The Left Bank.

Famous And Lauren, Making The French Streets Look Fly.

Ms. Glazebrook and Fame At The Tuileries Palace On The Most Beautiful Spring Day.

Famous And Maya Papaya At Pere Lachaise Where Jim Morrison And A Bunch Of Fancy French Fucks Are Buried.

The Most Epic Gay Bar Ever.

Sebo Posted Like UPS.

Me At Jimmy M's Grave. Not That Exciting, And The German Tourists Sharing Headphones Listening To The Doors Were Mad Annoying.

Playing The Tourist Roll To Perfection.

Shout Out To FANNY FOUQUET, Our Homey In NYC. He's Loved Like Baguettes In Paris.

The Quest For The Cup Begins!!!!

2008-04-06T11:32:00.001-07:00

After another hard fought 82 games, the Blue Shirts are on their way for the third straight year to the NHL playoffs. As it looks now, we will be playing the New Jersey scumbag Devils in the first round. We have beaten those salami dicks all 7 games this year, so I am not too worried about the first round (I really hope i'm not jinxing us right now!)

Anywho, as you have seen before on this blog, we support the New York Rangers and think Hockey is very fucking cool. Everyone take a second and remember the glorious June of 94'

GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!

Tony Who?

2008-04-05T15:03:00.000-07:00

RODNEY MULLEN WHAAAAT

Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip and did all the skating for Christian Slater in "Gleaming the Cube."

Singing With The Birds

2008-04-04T07:51:00.000-07:00

Today me and my girl Hannah enjoyed a lovely day walking around Paris. (France not Texas..) We were in the streets very tough cruising up the Seine River, when we saw a bunch of pet stores. We walked in to see the animals, and one bird and I shared a pretty magical moment. Hannah was bright enough to capture it on film!

PARIS IS SO ILL!!!!

2008-04-02T17:04:00.001-07:00

Hello All,
MfGat's founder and chief has taken a week abroad to gay Paris, with two good friends to explore whatever this city has to offer. I have so many photos, but the buffer that left her camera at my house forgot to leave a battery, charger and computer USB cord, so you will have to wait. All I can say is that we are definitely keeping it very funky. We;re making a short film, My boys Barney Kulok and Sebastian Bear-McClard have an opening at Hussenot Gallery (one of the biggest galleries in Paris), and a few beautiful babes I know from NYC are over here enjoying a semester abroad,

Best Things I've Seen So Far:
1) Everybody during the day walks around with a baguette. No joke.
2) We went to some gaudy art party, where I told two French babes I was Kid Rocks son. They were totally into it, even though Kid Rock and I are about 9 years apart.
3) A little black girl in a pink fur suit cursing at a Chinese woman in French, I had no idea what the argument was about or even if it was an argument, but it was mad ill to look at.
4) A book of street sticker art, that shouted out Baron Von Fancy, Pegleg, and Lola.
5) Sebo's Muscles.
6) A store called "Fanny Fouks"!!!!! (I have pictures to prove it) It was so dope.
7) The bar across from our hotel in French means "The Male Room" it's so gay, and every night when I come home when I have had too many chardonays, I debate walking in and acting a fool....I probably will one night.
8) My friend Lauren's Butt.

People I have been here for 48 hours and it has already gotten epic.Check back in a few days.

Bon Nuit,

Monsieur Famous

The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health (Ratatat Remix)

2008-03-31T19:40:00.000-07:00

i like this

Either I Have Too Much Time or I Am an Evil Genius

2008-03-31T17:06:00.000-07:00

yup, i did it

UPDATE: i just opened up an old xbox controller and got MUCH bigger motors to bigger bots will be coming

The Most Amazing Thing I Have Ever Seen II

2008-03-26T12:39:00.000-07:00

I guess i am into robots right now.

I am totally making one when i get back to NY. You should too, and than we can race.
Mine is going to win.

eb is a dick

2008-03-21T17:20:00.000-07:00

so is his stupid brother

The Day Of A Legend, God And Brother!!!

2008-03-21T11:45:00.000-07:00

Today is my older brothers birthday. He is my best friend and other half. He rocks, rolls, and parties harder than any mother fucker I know!

This is just a birthday shot out from MFGaT to my brother and heterosexual life mate.

We love you E.B.

Happy Birthday!!!!

ACT A FOOL!!!!

2008-03-20T11:10:00.000-07:00

I'm sure this is an old video that many different people are up on. But my boy Alex showed this to me the other night and its so fucking ill. Tracy Morgan is certified bananas, and he makes doing drugs cool. This is the definition of coming out of your face!!!

ST PATRICKS DAY

2008-03-19T10:30:00.000-07:00

SO FOR ALL YOU FELLOW DRUNKS OUT THERE.. ST PATTYS DAY IS A DAY TO LET LOOSE DRINK JAMIESON GO HOME WITH ONE OF YOUR GRANDPAS IRSIH FRIENDS. KISS SOME SKANK IN A LEPRECHAN BAR, LISTEN TO HOUSE OF PAIN OVER AND OVER WITH A GUINESS MUSTAUCHE YOU KNOW THE USUAL. BUT IF YOU ARE LIKE ME YOU PREFER ASIANS BETTER THEN THE IRISH SO I DECIDED TO CHANGE THE PACE OF ST PATTYS AND SPEND THE BETTER PART OF THE EVENING IN A PRIVATE KAROKE ROOM WITH FRIENDS. I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU THE EXACT LOCATION BUT I AM NOT. I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE NAMES BUT I WONT. LETS JUST SAY THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE PRIVATE NICE ROOMS, GOOD DIET COKE, SAKE FOR ALL YOU BOOZE HOUNDS A SELECTION OF SONGS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE. I CANT PIN POINT WHAT MOMENT WAS THE BEST WAS IT WHEN I WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ONE OTHER PERSON EATING POPCORN A MELLOW FLOW OF SONGS OR WHEN MY BFF TORE DOWN THE DOOR AND JOINED THE SING ALONG OR WHEN MY OTHER BFF CAME THRU AND THE FOURSOME WAS COMPLETE WITH JUMPING YELLING SINGING HUGGING CARESSING LOVING CRYING. THE NITE CONTINUED TO SHINE WHEN MY BROTHER WANDERED IN WITH A VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL WE ARE UP TO 5 NOW. THEN THE WONDERFUL YOU KNOW WHO ARRIVED WITH THE NEEDED ENERGY THE DRUNKS LACKED. IT WAS UP TO 6 NOW. I DIDNT STOP SINGING THE WHOLE FIVE HOURS. I COULDNT LET GO OF THE MIC. I FELT EVERYTHING.
ENTER ASIAN WORKER
KNOCK ON DOOR
ASIAN WORKER: ESCUSE ME MA'AM YOU BE HERE 5 HOUAR YOU GO SOON?
RAMONA: HOW MUCH IS THE BILL 5 HOURS ARE YOU SURE
ASIAN WORKER: THREE HUNDRED DOLLA
RAMONA CLOSES DOOR AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD JOINS INTO GOD ONLY KNOWS.

DEAR DIARY
YESTERDAY MARCH 18 I SPENT 180 MINUTES AT YOU KNOW WHERE. I LOVE IT THERE AND I DONT SEE MYSELF FINDING ANYTHING BETTER IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
LOVE ALWASY

Bozona Ryder

2008-03-19T09:44:00.000-07:00

I did a photo shoot last week with one of our fellow MFGaT contributors. Here is one of my favorite shot of Romi AKA CUTEATTACK.

Uranium-235 Thorlos

2008-03-15T13:40:00.001-07:00

While watching episode seven of this season's The Wire - beholding Clay Davis' best act soliloquy abt. furnishing "puff jackets for dem that got children in need" --minds immediately shift to new age Rhodium Fronts (shit is more accessible w/ Gold price @ $1,000/troy oz.).

With Gold Fronts (and thorlo sock isotopes) on the mental lentil, thoughts of NY's most fabled municipal insitution then arise. When we think of the NYCHA, we think of dudes donning pythons round the neck - GUESS? down to the ankle cut wigwams. So if I'm being nostalgic, I meant to be. As disc0 rave-infused madness envelopes all the music cognescenti from Woodlawn to New Lots (Kid Cudi is kinda that dude though), I wanna remember a quickly-forgotten late 90s act: The Dead. Pure boom-bap. Plaza to Baisley Park - Edenwald to Sumner - Wyckoff Garden to Taft. Only available on vinyl @ Rock&Soul, circa '97. I challenge the most dusty fingered excavater to locate a copy. The public housing anthem has never been more resonant. Ayres was kind enough to post an mpfree via The Hollerboard.

http://www.divshare.com/download/3732762-99e

Also a link to the Rub's History lesson for the historians, airing on Broolyn Radio.

http://www.itstherub.com/radio.htm

The Most Amazing Thing I Have Ever Seen

2008-03-15T12:45:00.000-07:00

Have you ever seen a white guy dancing robot?

Now you have!

According to Gizmodo this is the Adam Frucci White Guy Dance Robot. No word on availablity. If there is only one in the world I am going to steal it and bring it with me everywhere i go.

Actual Names of Porn on Demand in My Hotel Room

2008-03-15T12:16:00.000-07:00

Excessive Sex
Diary of a Dirty Blonde
Lots of Filthy Sex
My Friend's Hot Mom
Ugly Gals Need Loving Too (billed as BIZARRE, really considering checking this out)
Orgy (EURO SEX)
Horny Girls of India
Fat Amateurs
Getting It In The End (gay, brilliant title)
Teeny Thais
TASTE IT DON'T WASTE IT
My Wife's a Dirty Slut

This is out of 67 available adult titles. Just two more, so close. Oh yeah and there are two that i am told are "instructional" films entitled "Expert Guide to Anal Sex" and "How To Perform Oral Sex On Her."

This is a very strange hotel.

nbw

New Porno

2008-03-14T17:22:00.001-07:00

"A Guide to Recognizing Your Taints"

BAD SPELLING FROM A HORRIFIC SPELLER

2008-03-14T17:20:00.000-07:00

I am just going to come out with it, because i'm am not ashamed. NO I'M NOT GAY,,,,I am a horrrrrrrible speller. And you know what I DON'T GIVE A FCUK!!!!! I know people will laugh at my words that are misspelled, have the wrong meaning, or just the plain embarrassing grammatical level of my vocabulary. BUTTT, I am very funny and I post very interesting things about sports, women, and white people. So to all of you that want to hate or laugh, you can kiss my hairy bean bag!!!

LOVE FROM ABOVE,

Famoso

I/O

2008-03-14T17:19:00.000-07:00

IN: myfriendsgotatable.blogspot.com

OUT: "My friend's got a table."

What the French Toast?

2008-03-14T16:50:00.000-07:00

Um, Mr. "love from above" you spelled Edamame wrong! GOD DAMN IT! how could you have been so cavalier?

If we are going to change the world it starts with your P's and Q's. We went over this in yesterdays (nude all-male) pep talk. I thought you were paying attention, but I guess we will have to go back to the Korean Sauna and do it all over again.

Now to try and restore some credibility to this blog, after it was washed away in a tsunami of indifference. Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole.

This delightful little dish can be great for that casual alone time in your apartment when you are relaxing with a cucumber melon facial wrap and watching the WE channel. Right GUYS?

OR it can effectively be used to screen out trashy girls on first dates. Order a plate of edamame and see how she reacts. If she is a trashy skank (which may or may not be what you are looking for - depending on how much you hate your job) she may not know how to consume the edamame. It is critical you let her go first, because otherwise she can observe how you consume the strange bean and then follow suit as if she was a pro. NO NO SIR...we will not have any of that trickery. Now, she may try to swallow it whole and if she does you can safely assume your getting a BLOWJAY in the taxi on the way to the club where your friend's got a table (WHOAAA!!!! YOU SAW THAT NAME DROP!!! GOD DAMN IT I'M CLEVER). I was gonna write more, but I can't top that last line, so I'm just gonna stop here. UNTIL next time KIDDIES

And Also

2008-03-14T16:46:00.000-07:00

Sean Avery can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

Wake Up Call

2008-03-14T16:45:00.000-07:00

I don't use an alarm clock because every morning at 6am Sean Avery punches me in the face.

SEAN AVERY WILL FIGHT YOUR MOMZ!!!

2008-03-14T15:32:00.000-07:00

I know hockey to most assholes is boring, stupid, and for white people. Thats becasue most people are stupid, ignorant, and smelly! I know most hockey players don't drive bentlys or eat edemame with Tyra Banks, but it is the dopest and toughest sport out there.

That being said, I would like to put all you people on to a person I have probably the biggest man crush in the world on, and his name is SEAN AVERY, and he wears #16 and he plays for the New York Fucking Rangers (Go Blue!!!). I wanted to introduce him to you people, Becasue he will give you a reason every night to not watch Survivor or Wife Swap! He will show boys what a man is and girls what a hero is! He is the most bad ass white boy since Billy The Kid!

So now that you know this, here are some fun facts about sean avery...

1) Sean Avery is not a man, he is a machine or better yet a terminator.
2) Sean Avery plays every game with a shank in his left skate and a razor blade under his tounge.
3) Sean Avery impregnated Britney Spears from accross the country.
4) Sean Avery is the only player in NHL history to play the game with a gun on the bench.
5) It has been rumored that Sean Avery during penalty kills has offered to not play with a stick and just bring out a kitchen knife.
6) Sean Avery smokes weed and gets mad drunk (I have done this with him)
7) Sean Avery threw a hipster through the window at beatrice inn.
9) Sean Avery has never cried.
10) Sean Avery will fight your momz!

So know that you know all this enjoy the video and learn to appreciate the toughest mother fucker in New York sports since Anthony Mason.

PS. THIS VIDEO IS WHEN HE PLAYED IN LA. BUT IT GETS THE POINT ACCROSS.....

Love From Above,

Mr. Famous

ALL MY EX'S LIVE IN TEXAS -SXSW THREE BESTS!!

2008-03-14T09:54:00.000-07:00

This weekend, in Austin Texas as most of you know, is one of this countries largest music festivals South by South West or SXSW (I love dropping acronyms, makes me feel important). If you are one of the many thousand of people I know who had the fucking means to get to Austin, than there are three bands you should definitely check out...

'Team Facelift' 'The High Class Elite' and "Chief"

Two of the bands are NYC born and bread, and both share the same on stage shenanigans that will make your mother feel like the first time she got her back blown out. Chief is definitely the band you see when you're on your cool out, with amazing original music and beautiful harmonies, they are a band that will make you feel like kissing someone.

Facelift is the epitome of "Dance Rap" something they have invented, and something they do well. They are 100% one of the most talented groups I know and they will be killing it on the Red Bull bus all weekend playing shows, doing drugs, and probably finger blasting your sister. If you can go see them anywhere be smart and do so!

The High Class Elite, are another NYC band that brings me back to the days of the New York Dolls and the glam rock era. Headed by my boy Franco V, this bands energy will surely get the crowd warmed up, and if you are standing by the front of the stage, BE CAREFUL! Franco is not shy to kiss a man, dive on your head, or kick over a table and spill 9 drinks on your dick (yes this did happen to me). With beautiful back up singers, and 4 of the coolest and talented motherfuckers I know backing him up, Franco V and The High Class Elite will surely make you smile.

Chief is a melodic foursome from Cali that will take you back to the times of CSNY, and make you appreciate the art of Rock n Roll. They are not as wild as the other bands, in fact most of there music is pretty slow paced, but when you hear it you will understand exactly what I am talking about.

So fuck you to everyone who got to go down there, i'm jealous, and wish I was there. But enjoy it for me!! ALSO, I don't know when and where any of these bands are playing down there, but thats not my fucking job! If you are down there figure it out for yourself ding dong!

Shout out to Patty & Jake, my niggas from the River City Rebels. Oh and E.B. my brother, he down there to.

Love From Above,

Famous

1up

2008-03-13T21:43:00.000-07:00

The most effective suicide technique is no longer pills, a gun, or jumping off a bridge... all you have to do is walk up to a guy with a 9/11 tattoo and say, "Nice tattoo, Islam is a beautiful tradition FAGGOT!" Watch how hard and how fast you get MARTYRED.

FUCKING CORNY ASS BBM ICONS!!!

2008-03-13T19:04:00.000-07:00

I don't know who invented these things or who's the dickhead that put everyone on, but THE NEW CORNY ASS ICONS ON YOUR BBM ARE SOFT!!!! I understand that people want to keep up with the jones' and make things look cool, but I honestly feel that people are just playing themselves! Maybe i'm angry cause no one has sent them to me. Maybe i'm upset because someone did send them to me and I couldn't figure out how the fuck to work it. But regardless it's mad corny to have 7 fucking lightening bolts by your name or a black heart. So people step your games up and be original. There's nothing wrong with the ol' thumbs up or sick face....

Keep it PHunky....Love From Above,

Juanito Famoso

9/11 What!

2008-03-13T15:07:00.001-07:00

I have brought this up several times in casual conversation and received odd looks and piercing stares of disapproval. It's the kind of topic that when broached at a family dinner you may or may not be asked to go finish your meal in the kitchen. But hey, the kitchen is my favorite room in the house - so fuck it.

I'm just gonna put it out there and maybe i'm crazy, but marinate on this - 9/11 tattoos are the RAWEST THING since....some young italian man stumbled upon the San Pellegrino Spring in Milan Italy and decided to put it in a green bottle and sell it for $12 in restaurants. Where was i? oh yeah...the tattoos

Nothing says i am a bad ass big dick slinging motherfucking BORN IN THE USA AMERICAN BADASS MOTHER FUCKER than a tattoo of two burning towers with a fucking BALD EAGLE (or angel) in between them and an american flag thrown in the MIX and maybe even the Statue of Liberty or the declaration of independence make an appearance. Now I am specifically talking about 9/11 tattoos on the Back (anywhere else on the body is just weak)... Because no other part of your body provides a large enough canvas for this statement to be made...and it is a fucking statement let me tell you....unless you got it on your CHEST which would be so next level that it cannot even be calculated. I mean i don't have the balls to get one and I will forever be a pussy because of it.

Just think about it. Who would fuck with you? no one...ever. You go to a baseball game at say Yankee stadium and take your shirt off...5 rows of seats will clear out and people will bow to you. If you got hammered at a bar and took off your shirt...free drinks for the rest of the night...free blowjobs...i mean THE WORKS. So when you are deciding what your next ink is going to be....remember this post.

BikiniBook

2008-03-13T14:48:00.000-07:00

Someone needs to come out with an application for facebook whereby you can tag photos as "bikini photos" on girls' pages. That way, when you go to a babe's photo page there'd be three sections: "Tagged by Samantha," "Tagged by Others," and "Bikini Photos," so you wouldn't have to look through all of "New Years in Telluride with the Family" or "Junior Year Mixer" before you got to what you really wanted, "Spring Break in Puerto Vallarta."

Who The Fuck Cares

2008-03-13T12:05:00.000-07:00

QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE?

ANSWER: A GOLDEN RETREIVER

UNCLE HENRY a.k.a. CAPTAIN PUTZ FACE

2008-03-13T11:45:00.001-07:00

So this is Henry Lihn aka Hank aka The Rapist aka Uncle Putz Face!!! He just came to our lair, a.k.a. the club a.k.a. The table in the corner a.k.a. 5J, and has sat here stinking up our airwaves. He tried to jerk off on my couch and when we said he couldn't watch the Mighty Ducks, he proceeded to take his shirt off and try to compete in a push up competition, PAUSE...Yes HOMO.

So pretty much you might have seen this creep in the club or on the slide in Central Park trying to buy your kid sister a snow cone. All we're saying here is be careful of this guy, he is a low life hustler and has a filthy mouth!

If you cant trust me you cant TRUST US!!!

Love From Above,

Professor Famous

Template Change!

2008-03-13T11:31:00.000-07:00

Exciting news here at My Friend's Got A Table. We've enabled a new template, "Harbor." It's a nautical motif; one can almost hear the seagulls cawing. Keep it salty, dog.

Testing...

2008-03-13T11:00:00.000-07:00

I'm trying to chief this meatzza and watch Stuart Little but Jonny and Hank are arguing because Hank didn't bring boom mikes, lavoliers, or half-cantaloupes with cottage cheese to the studio, aka my living room.

WELCOME ALL

2008-03-13T10:29:00.000-07:00

HELLO,

MY NAME IS JONNY FAMOUS. I LOVE TO TALK SHIT AND TELL JOKES. THIS BLOG WAS CREATED BECAUSE A LOT OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ENCOURAGING ME TO BEGIN SOMETHING OF THIS NATURE, SO I AM STARTING THIS WITH MY ROOM MATE "MATTY MIDNIGHT" A.K.A. "NO SLEEP TIL 5J" AND OTHER FRIENDS, WHO I THINK ARE VERY FUNNY AND WITTY. I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK AND TELL YOUR MOMS ABOUT THIS BLOG. AND IF WE OFFEND YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELVES, ITS A BLOG NOT CHURCH. SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY, AND THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME SHORTLY.

LOVE FROM ABOVE,

JONNY