I am just going to come out with it, because i'm am not ashamed. NO I'M NOT GAY,,,,I am a horrrrrrrible speller. And you know what I DON'T GIVE A FCUK!!!!! I know people will laugh at my words that are misspelled, have the wrong meaning, or just the plain embarrassing grammatical level of my vocabulary. BUTTT, I am very funny and I post very interesting things about sports, women, and white people. So to all of you that want to hate or laugh, you can kiss my hairy bean bag!!!
LOVE FROM ABOVE,
Famoso
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Now that the pedophilia accusations have dwindled into irrelevance, much like Matty Cambell's hairline or my sex life, I'd like to address several things.
1. Amanda is fucking hot, and 5J is bastion of homo-thugs, geeks, dweebies, and nerd-lingers.
2. Spelling is automated: little red lines can be set to appear beneath the unfortunate and often neglected typos that much like an Italian twin are more a product of wanting to get in, get off, and get out rather than circumspect crafting of each and every syllable -- the desire to diarrheatically get your jollies off without regard for the reader, your consumer. In a word, its fucking LAZY.
I want unity. I want a unilateral standard for editorial excellence. I want aspiration. I want being funny to no longer be the scapegoat, but raison d'etre, and the very motivation for life going forward. I'm funny, therefore go fuck yourself is an assertion rather than you can go fuck yourself for criticizing which is nothing more than an act of resignation, a cop out, and tanamount to fucking a fat chick that warp the truth around to console your battered ego (she's not a producer, she gets coffee for one, and her successful acting career is predicated on being the before girl in Slimfast commercials).
You're better than some, funnier than most, and you should show up to support friends.
Henry, you fucking suck. jonny, your an idiot. i love you both and want to kiss you softly. actually could you two kiss while i watch? maybe we could use it for gin lane somehow. get a contract to do the marketing for cuteboyskissingsoftly.com. oh, sorry hank, i forgot that was the name of your blog.
yet you're an above average scrabble player...one of life's great mysteries
and weasel, shouldn't it be "youdontknowthatWEIL"?
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