SO FOR ALL YOU FELLOW DRUNKS OUT THERE.. ST PATTYS DAY IS A DAY TO LET LOOSE DRINK JAMIESON GO HOME WITH ONE OF YOUR GRANDPAS IRSIH FRIENDS. KISS SOME SKANK IN A LEPRECHAN BAR, LISTEN TO HOUSE OF PAIN OVER AND OVER WITH A GUINESS MUSTAUCHE YOU KNOW THE USUAL. BUT IF YOU ARE LIKE ME YOU PREFER ASIANS BETTER THEN THE IRISH SO I DECIDED TO CHANGE THE PACE OF ST PATTYS AND SPEND THE BETTER PART OF THE EVENING IN A PRIVATE KAROKE ROOM WITH FRIENDS. I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU THE EXACT LOCATION BUT I AM NOT. I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE NAMES BUT I WONT. LETS JUST SAY THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE PRIVATE NICE ROOMS, GOOD DIET COKE, SAKE FOR ALL YOU BOOZE HOUNDS A SELECTION OF SONGS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE. I CANT PIN POINT WHAT MOMENT WAS THE BEST WAS IT WHEN I WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ONE OTHER PERSON EATING POPCORN A MELLOW FLOW OF SONGS OR WHEN MY BFF TORE DOWN THE DOOR AND JOINED THE SING ALONG OR WHEN MY OTHER BFF CAME THRU AND THE FOURSOME WAS COMPLETE WITH JUMPING YELLING SINGING HUGGING CARESSING LOVING CRYING. THE NITE CONTINUED TO SHINE WHEN MY BROTHER WANDERED IN WITH A VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL WE ARE UP TO 5 NOW. THEN THE WONDERFUL YOU KNOW WHO ARRIVED WITH THE NEEDED ENERGY THE DRUNKS LACKED. IT WAS UP TO 6 NOW. I DIDNT STOP SINGING THE WHOLE FIVE HOURS. I COULDNT LET GO OF THE MIC. I FELT EVERYTHING.
ENTER ASIAN WORKER
KNOCK ON DOOR
ASIAN WORKER: ESCUSE ME MA'AM YOU BE HERE 5 HOUAR YOU GO SOON?
RAMONA: HOW MUCH IS THE BILL 5 HOURS ARE YOU SURE
ASIAN WORKER: THREE HUNDRED DOLLA
RAMONA CLOSES DOOR AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD JOINS INTO GOD ONLY KNOWS.
DEAR DIARY
YESTERDAY MARCH 18 I SPENT 180 MINUTES AT YOU KNOW WHERE. I LOVE IT THERE AND I DONT SEE MYSELF FINDING ANYTHING BETTER IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
LOVE ALWASY
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