So this is Henry Lihn aka Hank aka The Rapist aka Uncle Putz Face!!! He just came to our lair, a.k.a. the club a.k.a. The table in the corner a.k.a. 5J, and has sat here stinking up our airwaves. He tried to jerk off on my couch and when we said he couldn't watch the Mighty Ducks, he proceeded to take his shirt off and try to compete in a push up competition, PAUSE...Yes HOMO.So pretty much you might have seen this creep in the club or on the slide in Central Park trying to buy your kid sister a snow cone. All we're saying here is be careful of this guy, he is a low life hustler and has a filthy mouth!
If you cant trust me you cant TRUST US!!!
Love From Above,
Professor Famous
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