If we are going to change the world it starts with your P's and Q's. We went over this in yesterdays (nude all-male) pep talk. I thought you were paying attention, but I guess we will have to go back to the Korean Sauna and do it all over again.
Now to try and restore some credibility to this blog, after it was washed away in a tsunami of indifference. Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole.
This delightful little dish can be great for that casual alone time in your apartment when you are relaxing with a cucumber melon facial wrap and watching the WE channel. Right GUYS?
OR it can effectively be used to screen out trashy girls on first dates. Order a plate of edamame and see how she reacts. If she is a trashy skank (which may or may not be what you are looking for - depending on how much you hate your job) she may not know how to consume the edamame. It is critical you let her go first, because otherwise she can observe how you consume the strange bean and then follow suit as if she was a pro. NO NO SIR...we will not have any of that trickery. Now, she may try to swallow it whole and if she does you can safely assume your getting a BLOWJAY in the taxi on the way to the club where your friend's got a table (WHOAAA!!!! YOU SAW THAT NAME DROP!!! GOD DAMN IT I'M CLEVER). I was gonna write more, but I can't top that last line, so I'm just gonna stop here. UNTIL next time KIDDIES
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