More Yelle

was curious about the lyrics to the Yelle song "Je Veux Te Voir" cause I heard they were really dirty, and wow, they are DIRTY!!

Cuizinier with your little dick surrounded by red hair
I can’t believe that you would think anyone would want you
I don’t believe it even in the dark, even if you keep your pajamas on
Even if you keep your bathrobe on, your outdated t-shirt
Keep your shirt on, it’ll limit the damages, bastard

I wanna see you
In a porno
In action with your dick
Shaped like a steak fry or maybe just shoestring fries

To know everything
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish accessories
Cuizi, what is
Your favorite position
Your Olympic performances
But there’s nothing orgasmic about you
You’re competely naked
Beneath your apron
Ready to unsheath your sword
But I promise you, you aren’t getting anywhere
You dream of a fluorescent Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you don’t have a license
You always take the subway
Superstar for an evening, your life goes back to normal afterwards
No need for dark glasses to hide yourself, no one recognizes you
Your green card is waiting for you, man
That’s not just empty words
I managed to make you one
With my scanner
No cover charge tonight
That’s the only way to get people to come
So, ladies, let’s take a hike
Yeah, we’re going to see the Chippendales
We weren’t planning on spending the evening with losers
We wanted to see pecs, men hung like horses [lit. Bulls]

Your posters of Lil Jon cover the ones of Magic Johnson
Your body is too crunk to get any slam dunks
Cuizinier it’s you I want to see
I want to see this evening
Be made an ass of by a girl who raps better than you
I don’t have enough fingers to count in this room
All these girls with their hair done like me who know what you’re worth naked