Scummiest Name Of A Sandwich...

So while having a delicious lunch at Subway, my brother and I were debating the scummiest way to refer to a footlong (pause) sandwich. We both have our favorites, but clearly that is not enough to make a final decision. So we decided to bring it to you guys. And the nominees are...

1) Grinder

2) Hoagie

3) Wedge

4) Hero

5) Sub

Let us know by commenting. Basically Weasel, you let us know which one you like the best and we can decide...

Love From Above.

Juanito