Perfection

It just doesn't get much better than this. this photo is perfection, thank you Alexa, I love you PJC and Spanky!!!

THUG LIFE SHOUT OUT!!!!

My man Angel Matos from the Cuban Olympic Tae Kwon Do team is a pure bred thug. He's up there with the greats like DMX, Sean Avery, Rufus Wainwright, and my aunt Ginger. This is how you keep in gully, when some bozo ref tries to tell you you're finished...

Ángel Valodia Matos, 31, charged at the referee, Chakir Chelbat of Sweden, after Chelbat disqualified him for taking too long in an injury timeout. Matos angrily pushed another judge, ran at Chelbat and kicked him, and spit on the mat as he was grabbed and ushered out of the arena by security.

The World Taekwondo Federation said after the match that Matos, along with his coach, Leodis González, would be banned from all its future sanctioned events and his records at the Beijing Games would be erased.

Fuck all of that nonsense. What the olympic board should understand is, don't fuck with the Zohan. This dude is very ill, and I personally want to invite him to my moms house for sunday dinner.

Angel MFGat has nothing but love for you Papi...


A Cuban taekwondo athlete Angel Matos attacks a ju… - MyVideo

Dominic Pinto Is My Nigga

Dominic Pinto, founder and owner of the Ferrari driving school. He is so ill, barely speaks english, and sure does know how to do his thang on the television.

Dominic, MFGaT got love for you daddy!!

Another Famous Man Crush...

This my friend is CHAD JOHNSON aka Ocho Cinco, which means 8-5 in Spanish, if you're a German native. This man has more charisma and attitude than Mariah Carrey on a 8-Ball. Last year he tried to race a horse because he thought he was faster than an animal. He is the sole purpose for the NFL making a rule about endzone dances, and he probably would impregnate a woman without trying. Yesterday he told people on ESPN's PTI that if Olympic god Michel Phelps came to, Liberty City, the inner city pantheon that created this demigod, he and a few other of his peoples could beat him in a swimming race! As we all know people of his decent usually aren't to fond of water, but fuck it, he's a true G and my moneys on him.

here's the clip. Enjoy!!

My Song Of The Summer

This song gives me chills, and is hands down the best song to listen to while driving on a beautiful summer day. Yes this sounds a little gay, but deal with it!!

Stevie Wonder - A Place In The Sun....This is a dope live version;

HEY THERE YOU LIL' NUMBNUTTED BASTARDS!!!

After an interesting year both personally and professionally it seems as though I've undergone several life changing experiences both sad and jubilant that have most definitely shaped my seemingly bizarre outlook of the past, present and future. However, what I would like to really share with you little buddies without sounding dramatic is that sometimes when you turn your back on reality, your imagination will show you exactly what it is that you've been yearning for. I watched one of my heroes play live for the first time about a month ago and it truly was an event that culminated a real "rollercoaster" of a year by proving to me that even if things seem shitty, they can always change for the better. Here's an interview with him and his new bandmates snubbing some geek of an internet reporter chick at Coachella 2008. While I don't totally agree with their attitudes, (they do come off as seemingly pretentious although it is my belief that they are just humble/bashful) I do believe that true artists let their work speak for themselves and that anything they say in an interview may or may not in some way, shape or form degrade the quality of their genius otherwise.... blah blah blah too much downers and red wine.... Enjoy

PAUSE!!!!!!

One of my fave videos ever.

this was one of the first dance music videos i ever saw. at the time this was released (1998) they really didnt play this kind of stuff on american mtv. i was in europe alot that summer and mtv was one of the only things that was in english. they played this video constantly. not sure what made me think of it just now, but i love it.

Mike Dexter Is A God! Mike Dexter Is A Role Model!...What Ever Happend To Peter Facinelli?

When you think about hunks in Hollywood, using examples such as Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and The Miz from the Real World New York, are just too easy. I personally, when looking for hunks, search for the total package. Extreme Looks, Power Presence, and of course Dynamic Dimples. And after searching the reels of tinsel town, I have come across an H-List of beauties. But after delving into this list, I came across a real diamond in the rough, 1998's "Can't Hardly Wait" American bad-boy, Peter Facinelli.



Born in Queens New York (Obviously), in 73', Peter came out of the womb with a cigarette in mouth, telling the Doctor to "Take it Ease" when he slapped him on his little Sicilian ass to stop crying. From the ripe age of 6, Petey would stand in front of his stoop to impressions of the local fagoules for his family. A quote from his uncle Danny says

"Petey was a fucking riot ass a kid. one time he made me laugh so hard I trew a fresh ball of Muzzarell in my bachagaloupes (nickname for grandpa) face!"

Everyone in the neighborhood knew he had talent, so they all pushed for him, after his dream of playing for the pin-stripes was shattered by a bmx accident, to move to Hollywood and make the family proud.

Petey got his first start in the Hollywood flop of "Angela" where he played "Lucifer".



Although the dimwitted critics of LA, trashed the movie, back in Queens, it was the greatest thing since the Godfather. Larry Manginero, the local baker and Pete's little league coach said -

"I swear on my grandmas grave, I neva been so fuckin scared in my life. My wife nearly lost her canoli's during the picture"

Pete moved on to do other average performances, but in 1998, he stole the screen as jennifer Love Hewits, high school heart throb, Mike Dexter. In the movie as we all remember, jennifer gets dumped by Mike (Thank God) and then runs off with Ethan Embry at the end of the movie. Angie Gagliano, Petey's second cousin said-

"I'm glad that no good slut ran off with that half a fag at the end. Pete was too good fa her in that stupid movie and in real life."

After that, Pete has gone on to do minimal work on some t.v. shows and has a few films in pre-production right now. But here at MFGaT, we will always honor Pete, his family, and his Queens legendary status, as one of Hollywood's greatest Hunks of all time.

Salute Peter!

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COUNT IT!

jonny showed me this really neat learning tool on youtube. he is not bright, i can count to schfityfive on my fingers and toes and with my dong. dong.

I Think I am Good at Singing

someone should play music behind me while i sing and then we can be a band and it would be really fun. i like to sing, and i like music. my favorite band is blood st, even though all the guys in it are jerks.
I dont want to brag, i dont want to boast, i always tell em, i like toast. YEAH TOAST

"Mirando" Ratatat

i have been a huge fan of Ratatat since the release of the self-titled debut in 04. At one point they were they only thing on my ipod shuffle. i have been eagerly awaiting the release of their new album, "LP3", which comes out july 8th. They are playing the Williamsburg Hall of Music July 15th, but good luck getting tickets, they have been sold out forever. i am going to be in Bogata so i can't go and i am sad. this is the first single of LP3 and i think it is super rad. and the video is really cool. The clips are form the Predator which was a nominee for most awesome movie ever, i think. remember that scene when they freaked out and shot down the whole forest? fuck trees (not really though)



PS. To my knowledge Predator is the only movie to have two future mayors shooting stuff and acting like crazy people. see if you can name them!
did you hear mike dexter broke up with amanda beckett?

When Fake Tans Go Bad

I already know what you're thinking... "Matt, when fake tans go bad? Surely this never happens... all the babes from Hollywood and Horace Mann have fake tans and they look tasty!" Unfortunately, however, there are some nincompoops out there that, either out of greed or lack-of-know-how, have abused or misused the timeless art of the spray-tan. Here are a few tragic example:

I'm Blind To You.....

One of my favorite songs of the year. Ok video, great energy in crowd. Big Ups To BERMUDA!!!

Absolutely EPIC!!!

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