SEAN AVERY WILL FIGHT YOUR MOMZ!!!

I know hockey to most assholes is boring, stupid, and for white people. Thats becasue most people are stupid, ignorant, and smelly! I know most hockey players don't drive bentlys or eat edemame with Tyra Banks, but it is the dopest and toughest sport out there.

That being said, I would like to put all you people on to a person I have probably the biggest man crush in the world on, and his name is SEAN AVERY, and he wears #16 and he plays for the New York Fucking Rangers (Go Blue!!!). I wanted to introduce him to you people, Becasue he will give you a reason every night to not watch Survivor or Wife Swap! He will show boys what a man is and girls what a hero is! He is the most bad ass white boy since Billy The Kid!



So now that you know this, here are some fun facts about sean avery...

1) Sean Avery is not a man, he is a machine or better yet a terminator.
2) Sean Avery plays every game with a shank in his left skate and a razor blade under his tounge.
3) Sean Avery impregnated Britney Spears from accross the country.
4) Sean Avery is the only player in NHL history to play the game with a gun on the bench.
5) It has been rumored that Sean Avery during penalty kills has offered to not play with a stick and just bring out a kitchen knife.
6) Sean Avery smokes weed and gets mad drunk (I have done this with him)
7) Sean Avery threw a hipster through the window at beatrice inn.
9) Sean Avery has never cried.
10) Sean Avery will fight your momz!



So know that you know all this enjoy the video and learn to appreciate the toughest mother fucker in New York sports since Anthony Mason.

PS. THIS VIDEO IS WHEN HE PLAYED IN LA. BUT IT GETS THE POINT ACCROSS.....


Love From Above,

Mr. Famous