i like this
Monday, March 31, 2008
Either I Have Too Much Time or I Am an Evil Genius
yup, i did it
UPDATE: i just opened up an old xbox controller and got MUCH bigger motors to bigger bots will be coming
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Most Amazing Thing I Have Ever Seen II
I guess i am into robots right now.
I am totally making one when i get back to NY. You should too, and than we can race.
Mine is going to win.
I am totally making one when i get back to NY. You should too, and than we can race.
Mine is going to win.
Friday, March 21, 2008
The Day Of A Legend, God And Brother!!!
Today is my older brothers birthday. He is my best friend and other half. He rocks, rolls, and parties harder than any mother fucker I know!
This is just a birthday shot out from MFGaT to my brother and heterosexual life mate.
We love you E.B.
Happy Birthday!!!!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
ACT A FOOL!!!!
I'm sure this is an old video that many different people are up on. But my boy Alex showed this to me the other night and its so fucking ill. Tracy Morgan is certified bananas, and he makes doing drugs cool. This is the definition of coming out of your face!!!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
ST PATRICKS DAY
SO FOR ALL YOU FELLOW DRUNKS OUT THERE.. ST PATTYS DAY IS A DAY TO LET LOOSE DRINK JAMIESON GO HOME WITH ONE OF YOUR GRANDPAS IRSIH FRIENDS. KISS SOME SKANK IN A LEPRECHAN BAR, LISTEN TO HOUSE OF PAIN OVER AND OVER WITH A GUINESS MUSTAUCHE YOU KNOW THE USUAL. BUT IF YOU ARE LIKE ME YOU PREFER ASIANS BETTER THEN THE IRISH SO I DECIDED TO CHANGE THE PACE OF ST PATTYS AND SPEND THE BETTER PART OF THE EVENING IN A PRIVATE KAROKE ROOM WITH FRIENDS. I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU THE EXACT LOCATION BUT I AM NOT. I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE NAMES BUT I WONT. LETS JUST SAY THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE PRIVATE NICE ROOMS, GOOD DIET COKE, SAKE FOR ALL YOU BOOZE HOUNDS A SELECTION OF SONGS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE. I CANT PIN POINT WHAT MOMENT WAS THE BEST WAS IT WHEN I WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ONE OTHER PERSON EATING POPCORN A MELLOW FLOW OF SONGS OR WHEN MY BFF TORE DOWN THE DOOR AND JOINED THE SING ALONG OR WHEN MY OTHER BFF CAME THRU AND THE FOURSOME WAS COMPLETE WITH JUMPING YELLING SINGING HUGGING CARESSING LOVING CRYING. THE NITE CONTINUED TO SHINE WHEN MY BROTHER WANDERED IN WITH A VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL WE ARE UP TO 5 NOW. THEN THE WONDERFUL YOU KNOW WHO ARRIVED WITH THE NEEDED ENERGY THE DRUNKS LACKED. IT WAS UP TO 6 NOW. I DIDNT STOP SINGING THE WHOLE FIVE HOURS. I COULDNT LET GO OF THE MIC. I FELT EVERYTHING.
ENTER ASIAN WORKER
KNOCK ON DOOR
ASIAN WORKER: ESCUSE ME MA'AM YOU BE HERE 5 HOUAR YOU GO SOON?
RAMONA: HOW MUCH IS THE BILL 5 HOURS ARE YOU SURE
ASIAN WORKER: THREE HUNDRED DOLLA
RAMONA CLOSES DOOR AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD JOINS INTO GOD ONLY KNOWS.
DEAR DIARY
YESTERDAY MARCH 18 I SPENT 180 MINUTES AT YOU KNOW WHERE. I LOVE IT THERE AND I DONT SEE MYSELF FINDING ANYTHING BETTER IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
LOVE ALWASY
ENTER ASIAN WORKER
KNOCK ON DOOR
ASIAN WORKER: ESCUSE ME MA'AM YOU BE HERE 5 HOUAR YOU GO SOON?
RAMONA: HOW MUCH IS THE BILL 5 HOURS ARE YOU SURE
ASIAN WORKER: THREE HUNDRED DOLLA
RAMONA CLOSES DOOR AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD JOINS INTO GOD ONLY KNOWS.
DEAR DIARY
YESTERDAY MARCH 18 I SPENT 180 MINUTES AT YOU KNOW WHERE. I LOVE IT THERE AND I DONT SEE MYSELF FINDING ANYTHING BETTER IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
LOVE ALWASY
Bozona Ryder
I did a photo shoot last week with one of our fellow MFGaT contributors. Here is one of my favorite shot of Romi AKA CUTEATTACK.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Uranium-235 Thorlos
While watching episode seven of this season's The Wire - beholding Clay Davis' best act soliloquy abt. furnishing "puff jackets for dem that got children in need" --minds immediately shift to new age Rhodium Fronts (shit is more accessible w/ Gold price @ $1,000/troy oz.).
With Gold Fronts (and thorlo sock isotopes) on the mental lentil, thoughts of NY's most fabled municipal insitution then arise. When we think of the NYCHA, we think of dudes donning pythons round the neck - GUESS? down to the ankle cut wigwams. So if I'm being nostalgic, I meant to be. As disc0 rave-infused madness envelopes all the music cognescenti from Woodlawn to New Lots (Kid Cudi is kinda that dude though), I wanna remember a quickly-forgotten late 90s act: The Dead. Pure boom-bap. Plaza to Baisley Park - Edenwald to Sumner - Wyckoff Garden to Taft. Only available on vinyl @ Rock&Soul, circa '97. I challenge the most dusty fingered excavater to locate a copy. The public housing anthem has never been more resonant. Ayres was kind enough to post an mpfree via The Hollerboard.
http://www.divshare.com/download/3732762-99e
Also a link to the Rub's History lesson for the historians, airing on Broolyn Radio.
http://www.itstherub.com/radio.htm
With Gold Fronts (and thorlo sock isotopes) on the mental lentil, thoughts of NY's most fabled municipal insitution then arise. When we think of the NYCHA, we think of dudes donning pythons round the neck - GUESS? down to the ankle cut wigwams. So if I'm being nostalgic, I meant to be. As disc0 rave-infused madness envelopes all the music cognescenti from Woodlawn to New Lots (Kid Cudi is kinda that dude though), I wanna remember a quickly-forgotten late 90s act: The Dead. Pure boom-bap. Plaza to Baisley Park - Edenwald to Sumner - Wyckoff Garden to Taft. Only available on vinyl @ Rock&Soul, circa '97. I challenge the most dusty fingered excavater to locate a copy. The public housing anthem has never been more resonant. Ayres was kind enough to post an mpfree via The Hollerboard.
http://www.divshare.com/download/3732762-99e
Also a link to the Rub's History lesson for the historians, airing on Broolyn Radio.
http://www.itstherub.com/radio.htm
The Most Amazing Thing I Have Ever Seen
Have you ever seen a white guy dancing robot?
Now you have!
According to Gizmodo this is the Adam Frucci White Guy Dance Robot. No word on availablity. If there is only one in the world I am going to steal it and bring it with me everywhere i go.
Now you have!
According to Gizmodo this is the Adam Frucci White Guy Dance Robot. No word on availablity. If there is only one in the world I am going to steal it and bring it with me everywhere i go.
Actual Names of Porn on Demand in My Hotel Room
Excessive Sex
Diary of a Dirty Blonde
Lots of Filthy Sex
My Friend's Hot Mom
Ugly Gals Need Loving Too (billed as BIZARRE, really considering checking this out)
Orgy (EURO SEX)
Horny Girls of India
Fat Amateurs
Getting It In The End (gay, brilliant title)
Teeny Thais
TASTE IT DON'T WASTE IT
My Wife's a Dirty Slut
This is out of 67 available adult titles. Just two more, so close. Oh yeah and there are two that i am told are "instructional" films entitled "Expert Guide to Anal Sex" and "How To Perform Oral Sex On Her."
This is a very strange hotel.
nbw
Diary of a Dirty Blonde
Lots of Filthy Sex
My Friend's Hot Mom
Ugly Gals Need Loving Too (billed as BIZARRE, really considering checking this out)
Orgy (EURO SEX)
Horny Girls of India
Fat Amateurs
Getting It In The End (gay, brilliant title)
Teeny Thais
TASTE IT DON'T WASTE IT
My Wife's a Dirty Slut
This is out of 67 available adult titles. Just two more, so close. Oh yeah and there are two that i am told are "instructional" films entitled "Expert Guide to Anal Sex" and "How To Perform Oral Sex On Her."
This is a very strange hotel.
nbw
Friday, March 14, 2008
BAD SPELLING FROM A HORRIFIC SPELLER
I am just going to come out with it, because i'm am not ashamed. NO I'M NOT GAY,,,,I am a horrrrrrrible speller. And you know what I DON'T GIVE A FCUK!!!!! I know people will laugh at my words that are misspelled, have the wrong meaning, or just the plain embarrassing grammatical level of my vocabulary. BUTTT, I am very funny and I post very interesting things about sports, women, and white people. So to all of you that want to hate or laugh, you can kiss my hairy bean bag!!!
LOVE FROM ABOVE,
Famoso
What the French Toast?
Um, Mr. "love from above" you spelled Edamame wrong! GOD DAMN IT! how could you have been so cavalier?
If we are going to change the world it starts with your P's and Q's. We went over this in yesterdays (nude all-male) pep talk. I thought you were paying attention, but I guess we will have to go back to the Korean Sauna and do it all over again.
Now to try and restore some credibility to this blog, after it was washed away in a tsunami of indifference. Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole.
This delightful little dish can be great for that casual alone time in your apartment when you are relaxing with a cucumber melon facial wrap and watching the WE channel. Right GUYS?
OR it can effectively be used to screen out trashy girls on first dates. Order a plate of edamame and see how she reacts. If she is a trashy skank (which may or may not be what you are looking for - depending on how much you hate your job) she may not know how to consume the edamame. It is critical you let her go first, because otherwise she can observe how you consume the strange bean and then follow suit as if she was a pro. NO NO SIR...we will not have any of that trickery. Now, she may try to swallow it whole and if she does you can safely assume your getting a BLOWJAY in the taxi on the way to the club where your friend's got a table (WHOAAA!!!! YOU SAW THAT NAME DROP!!! GOD DAMN IT I'M CLEVER). I was gonna write more, but I can't top that last line, so I'm just gonna stop here. UNTIL next time KIDDIES
If we are going to change the world it starts with your P's and Q's. We went over this in yesterdays (nude all-male) pep talk. I thought you were paying attention, but I guess we will have to go back to the Korean Sauna and do it all over again.
Now to try and restore some credibility to this blog, after it was washed away in a tsunami of indifference. Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole.
This delightful little dish can be great for that casual alone time in your apartment when you are relaxing with a cucumber melon facial wrap and watching the WE channel. Right GUYS?
OR it can effectively be used to screen out trashy girls on first dates. Order a plate of edamame and see how she reacts. If she is a trashy skank (which may or may not be what you are looking for - depending on how much you hate your job) she may not know how to consume the edamame. It is critical you let her go first, because otherwise she can observe how you consume the strange bean and then follow suit as if she was a pro. NO NO SIR...we will not have any of that trickery. Now, she may try to swallow it whole and if she does you can safely assume your getting a BLOWJAY in the taxi on the way to the club where your friend's got a table (WHOAAA!!!! YOU SAW THAT NAME DROP!!! GOD DAMN IT I'M CLEVER). I was gonna write more, but I can't top that last line, so I'm just gonna stop here. UNTIL next time KIDDIES
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